Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack.

You fuckers need to stop hating on the ‘hawk, alright?

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:38:00 -0500

You fuckers need to stop hating on the ‘hawk, alright?

How big are you baby?

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:25:58 -0500

Ask Sammy. ;)

I miss this ):

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:25:00 -0500

Aw, come on now. If Sam was here, I’d make him sing that shitty Phil Collins song for you. We’re all still here, y’know? So don’t miss us, because we’ll all be here with you fuckers, in your hearts, I guess.

suck sextsssss pleaseee

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:16:05 -0500

Fine. Any smutty-ish texts between you and Sam?

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:12:13 -0500

Nonexistent, dude. Kid’s a fucking prude unless you get him under the sheets. …Or against a wall, or in the shower, or on the kitchen counter.

I tried Equius later, but she never texted me back.

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:10:00 -0500

I tried Equius later, but she never texted me back.

ooc;

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 14:32:36 -0500

sometimes i log back on here and cry because i still have more followers here than on my personal sobs

Did you like planet of the apes.... "and stuff"? ;)

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:23:39 -0400

What makes you think we did other stuff? ;)

Planet of the Apes is actually a really good movie. Tom Felton's in it ;)

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:22:25 -0400

Yeah, I realized. ~~It was a great fucking movie.~~

mel: can i delete it

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:18:47 -0400

mel: can i delete it
me: no i will never speak to you again if you delete that beautiful song
mel: :c
me: c:

santanalopeztexts: ooc: this is a song for jenny meow meow...

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:05:57 -0400

santanalopeztexts:

ooc: this is a song for jenny

meow meow meow meow

meow meow

meow

ooc; i hate my life oh my god mel you suck my nose is stuffy and...

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 22:49:00 -0400

ooc; i hate my life oh my god mel you suck my nose is stuffy and i made weird noises and my mom started laughing and ugh fuck you

troutymouthtexts replied to your post: hey! wanna go to the movies soon? i really wanna ‘pay’ for...

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 18:10:30 -0400

troutymouthtexts replied to your post: hey! wanna go to the movies soon? i really wanna ‘pay’ for one of our dates and i got two free movie tickets :)

Planet of the apes! i wanna watch it so baaad

~~… Ugh, you’re lucky I love you so much.~~ Only if we get to watch the original after to compare.

OOC: Are you still friends with Mel?

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 16:09:00 -0400

ooc;

hey! wanna go to the movies soon? i really wanna 'pay' for one of our dates and i got two free movie tickets :)

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Well, aren’t you just the cutest fucker alive?

You know I’m up for it. Always. What movie are you planning on forcing me to watch though? ;)

fadrerry replied to your post: Are you and Mel dating? yes :3 maddie you ship me/everything okay

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 00:09:34 -0400

fadrerry replied to your post: Are you and Mel dating?

yes :3

maddie you ship me/everything okay

Are you and Mel dating?

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:57:38 -0400

ooc; no, but i should go ahead and ask her out already, shouldn’t i?

24 media tumblr com/tumblr_lk9r01wQAz1qglghho1_500 gif

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:55:00 -0400

ooc; ANON THAT IS NOT AN OKAY GIF TO PUT INTO A MINOR’S ASK BOX

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:24:11 -0400

ooc; ANON THAT IS NOT AN OKAY GIF TO PUT INTO A MINOR’S ASK BOX

Mel: I locebyouu

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 18:18:12 -0400

Mel: I locebyouu
Me: i love you too